Hacker, who didn't see anything except the computer, sees the piano. He takes a long look, opens the cover and says: "Well, the keyboard isn't informative. 88 keys and there is no sign. But to press the SHIFT by the leg is cool!"
A killer, a dealer and a programmer are riding a car. Suddenly, the engine's stuck, and the car comes to a stop. They argue about a way to go further. - Let's stop some car, pay the driver, and ride on, - the dealer suggests. - Let's stop some car, kill the driver and get in, - the killer offers. - Hey, guys, - the programmer interferes, - Let's exit the car and reload...
For a comfort of the users, together with Windows-2000, will be produced specially developed for this operating system the mouse "Microsoft Intellimouse-2000 ". Besides two buttons because of the numerous requests of the users the mouse will have an additional third button "Reset". Now you'll be able to restart your computer without climb under the table.
A programmer, fan of DOOM dies and goes (certainly) to hell. Next day, God meets Satan and asks him what's up. - That yesterday's motherfucker didn't believe it is the hell, found a chainsaw somewhere and killed half of my devils!